2014 Worst V-Day Gifts

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2014 Worst V-Day Gifts



These is our annual list of the horrible Valentine's Day Gifts. Check them out at ShopInPrivate.com, along with all of are other unique products.



  • Valentine's Day Gifts
  • 2014 Worst Gifts
  • Worst Valentine's Day Gifts of 2014
    Stressed out about finding the perfect Valentine's Day gift? Don't let the stress of the holiday get to you. If it does, you might find yourself getting confused and accidentally buying a horrible present! Here is ShopInPrivate.com's annual list of horrible presents: the things that you might buy thinking you are doing your lover a favor, but that will probably land you in the doghouse for months.

    ShopInPrivate.com is known for offering people the ability to shop in private for embarrassing items. This year, to save you embarrassment, we created a list of Valentine's Day gifts to avoid.

    Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Women

    After Trace Scent Neutralizer - This is a gentle wash she uses after sex to balance her pH and get clean. We say: don’t remind her that she’s going to be all dirty after sex; it’s just one more reason for her not to have it.

    An Arousal Pill for Her - Nothing says, “I have no idea how to turn you on anymore,” like an iffy, over-the-counter arousal pill.

    Liquid Virgin Drops - I’m going to help you out here, men. Under no circumstances, ever, insinuate that a part of your woman’s body needs to be “tighter,” unless you want to hear the counterargument that perhaps a part of you needs to be “bigger.”

    The Intensity Vibrator - This vibrator uses electric shocks to stimulate her internally. Enough said, right?

    Sex Grease - Come on, dude. Subtlety. It’s an art.

    Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Men

    Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist - A fine-smelling bathroom is a crucial part of marital bliss, but even the most immature man does not want to be reminded of his daily shame on Valentine’s Day.

    Manties Men’s Lace Panties - Ladies, he buys YOU lingerie for Valentine’s Day. Try as you might for equality, but trust us. This is one area where you don’t want it.

    Penis Pump - You might be tempted to buy him this inexpensive penis pump ... but look, if you love someone only for their potential, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.

    Sta-Erect Spray - Not exactly the ego-feeding, Hot Man of the Year Award you were expecting to find in that box, was it. 

    Men’s Edible Underwear - These might seem like a good choice. Who doesn’t like a sticky snack before sex? When it comes down to it, ShopInPrivate.com is honest about the products we sell. The Men’s Edible Underwear taste awful and make a huge mess. You’re better off with a tasty edible lubricant like ID Fruitopia.

    Those are some pretty awful Valentine's Day presents. Regardless, business is booming at ShopInPrivate.com. People enjoy buying all sorts of items in our private environment.

    About ShopInPrivate.com

    ShopInPrivate.com sells anything that would be embarrassing to buy in the store or pharmacy. If you have an embarrassing condition that needs attention, you can shop in private for a cure at ShopInPrivate.com. The purchase will be easy, delivery will be fast, and we hold your personal information in the strictest of confidence. We just want you to remember that some items are best purchased for oneself.

    Tom Nardone the President of ShopInPrivate.com is available for questions, comments or conversations at 1-800-809-0610.


    After Trace - Neutralize Intimate Odors
    After Trace - Neutralize Intimate Odors

    After Trace - Neutralize Intimate Odors S82702
    List: $15.99
    Shop In Private:
    $13.99


    The Best Arousal Pill for Women - 3 Pills
    The Best Arousal Pill for Women - 3 Pills

    The Best Arousal Pill for Women - 3 Pills S49277
    List: $19.99
    Shop In Private:
    $14.99


    Liquid Virgin Drops - Tighten Up Your Va-Jay-Jay
    Liquid Virgin Drops - Tighten Up Your Va-Jay-Jay

    Liquid Virgin Drops - Tighten Up Your Va-Jay-Jay BP15150
    List: $14.99
    Shop In Private:
    $9.99


    Intensity Vibrator - The Easiest Way to Perform Kegels
    Intensity Vibrator - The Easiest Way to Perform Kegels

    Intensity Vibrator - The Easiest Way to Perform Kegels V-JO-4710-00-3
    List: $299.99
    Shop In Private:
    $249.99


    Sex Grease - It's Really Called That
    Sex Grease - It's Really Called That

    S7825
    List: $9.99
    Shop In Private:
    $8.99


    Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist - For Those Who Cut the Finest Cheese
    Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist - For Those Who Cut the Finest Cheese

    Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist - For Those Who Cut the Finest Cheese G-QQ806
    List: $15.99
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    $12.99


    Manties - Men's Lace Panties - Size XL
    Manties - Men's Lace Panties - Size XL

    Manties - Men's Lace Panties - Size XL M-MB01-WH-LX
    List: $24.99
    Shop In Private:
    $19.99


    An Inexpensive Yet Functional Penis Pump
    An Inexpensive Yet Functional Penis Pump

    An Inexpensive Yet Functional Penis Pump W40221
    List: $24.99
    Shop In Private:
    $14.99


    Sta-Erect Spray Helps Premature Ejaculation
    Sta-Erect Spray Helps Premature Ejaculation

    Sta-Erect Spray Helps Premature Ejaculation S7676B
    List: $12.99
    Shop In Private:
    $8.99


    Edible Underwear for Him - Tastes Like Your Worst Nightmare
    Edible Underwear for Him - Tastes Like Your Worst Nightmare

    Edible Underwear for Him - Tastes Like Your Worst Nightmare S7518B
    List: $5.99
    Shop In Private:
    $4.99





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