These is our annual list of the horrible Valentine's Day Gifts. Check them out at ShopInPrivate.com, along with all of are other unique products.
ShopInPrivate.com is known for offering people the ability to shop in private for embarrassing items. This year, to save you embarrassment, we created a list of Valentine's Day gifts to avoid.
Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Women
After Trace Scent Neutralizer - This is a gentle wash she uses after sex to balance her pH and get clean. We say: don’t remind her that she’s going to be all dirty after sex; it’s just one more reason for her not to have it.
An Arousal Pill for Her - Nothing says, “I have no idea how to turn you on anymore,” like an iffy, over-the-counter arousal pill.
Liquid Virgin Drops - I’m going to help you out here, men. Under no circumstances, ever, insinuate that a part of your woman’s body needs to be “tighter,” unless you want to hear the counterargument that perhaps a part of you needs to be “bigger.”
The Intensity Vibrator - This vibrator uses electric shocks to stimulate her internally. Enough said, right?
Sex Grease - Come on, dude. Subtlety. It’s an art.
Worst Valentine's Day Gifts for Men
Cheese Cutter Lavatory Mist - A fine-smelling bathroom is a crucial part of marital bliss, but even the most immature man does not want to be reminded of his daily shame on Valentine’s Day.
Manties Men’s Lace Panties - Ladies, he buys YOU lingerie for Valentine’s Day. Try as you might for equality, but trust us. This is one area where you don’t want it.
Penis Pump - You might be tempted to buy him this inexpensive penis pump ... but look, if you love someone only for their potential, it may be time to reevaluate your relationship.
Sta-Erect Spray - Not exactly the ego-feeding, Hot Man of the Year Award you were expecting to find in that box, was it.
Men’s Edible Underwear - These might seem like a good choice. Who doesn’t like a sticky snack before sex? When it comes down to it, ShopInPrivate.com is honest about the products we sell. The Men’s Edible Underwear taste awful and make a huge mess. You’re better off with a tasty edible lubricant like ID Fruitopia.
Those are some pretty awful Valentine's Day presents. Regardless, business is booming at ShopInPrivate.com. People enjoy buying all sorts of items in our private environment.
ShopInPrivate.com sells anything that would be embarrassing to buy in the store or pharmacy. If you have an embarrassing condition that needs attention, you can shop in private for a cure at ShopInPrivate.com. The purchase will be easy, delivery will be fast, and we hold your personal information in the strictest of confidence. We just want you to remember that some items are best purchased for oneself.
Tom Nardone the President of ShopInPrivate.com is available for questions, comments or conversations at 1-800-809-0610.