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Weird Products That You Would Want To Buy Privately

A Giant Gallon Bottle of Personal Lubricant
Salad Tossing Spray - Makes Tossing Someone's Salad Tasty
My clitoris is right here dumbass
The Diva Cup - A Menstrual Cup
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The Vulva Puppet (Yup, You Read That Correctly.)
Personal Lubricant In A Huge - One Gallon - Bottle
Lollipop Flavored Salad Tossing Spray
Diva Cup - A Great / Strange Alternative to Tampons and Pads
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Maca Root Pills Are Supposed To Make Your Booty Bigger
Vivarin - Caffeine Pills - 40 Tablets
CharcoCaps Absorb Farts at the Source
Cum D'Licious - For Better-Tasting Semen
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Bootiful - A Cream That Adds More Junk To the Trunk
The Tuggie Cock Sock
The Blow Job Bank - Save Up for Your Next BJ
Is Your Bum Sore From Spankings? Try This Soothing Cream.
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Butt Pirate - A Vanilla Scented Anal Douche
Jim Diamond's Travel Bidet
Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment - For A Musky Butthole
A Butt Plug That Treats Hemorrhoids
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Soft Tampons - Tampons You Can Wear During Sex
Monistat Chafing Relief Gel - Works as a Makeup Primer Too!
Happy Hooters - Stops Breast Chafing & Boob Sweat
A Delicate Wash for Your Delicate Parts - White Tea Pear Scent
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Pheromone Deodorant - Contains Sexual Attractants
Bi-Curious George - A Parody
The Artisan's Book of Fetishcraft - Build Your Dungeon!
Fifty Shades of Chicken - Sexy Recipes
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Erotic Strip Dance DVD
A Stripper Pole - For Your House!
Lube Wrestling Ring - With Ring, Pump & Lube
Eat Me Vajazzle Crystals
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BJ Spray - Before and After Mouth Refresher
Manties - Men's Lace Panties
Sex Rocks - Oral Sex Candy
Masque Strips - Make His Semen Taste Like Strawberries!
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Make Blowjobs Easier with the Comfortably Numb Collection
Horny Honey Arousal Cream
Sweeten'd Blow Oral Pleasure Gel
Give a Naked Massage with Nuru Massage Gel
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Dental Dams for Oral Sex- Strawberry
The Best Anal Lube for Anal Sex
Sex Grease - It's Really Called That
A Massager That's Shaped Like a Dolphin
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A Massager That Feels as Good on Your Neck as It Does on Your Crotch
China Brush Spray - For Stamina
Bang-O-Meter - Counts How Many Times You Thrust
Fantasy Football Stroker
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Tight Man Brand Anal Tightening Gel
Sensation Pinwheel - For Massage and ... Torture?
Hemp Shibari Rope - For Bondage Enthusiasts
Cupping System - 12 Chinese Therapy Cups
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ElectroStim Neon Wand - A New Way to Torture Your Lover
Jawbreaker Ball Gag - A Real Candy Jawbreaker
Liquid Latex Starter Kit - Fetish Body Paint
A Vibrating Sponge for Sex in the Shower
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Sex in the Shower Dual-Locking Handle
Enhance Your Nipples with the Nipple Bulb
The Perfect Position Pillow - Great Sex Made Easy
Get Lucky, Get Screwed - A Game of Celebrity Sex
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Porn for Women - A Funny Book
Naked Girls Smoking Weed
The Best Rope Bondage Book
Edible Underwear for Him - Tastes Like Your Worst Nightmare
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A Book of Cougar Confessions
Pelvic Floor Locator - Helps You Locate and Exercise Your Pelvic Floor
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Regain Clamp - To Control Urine Dribble
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Power Grow Comb - Laser Hair Growth Treatment
Fuck You Stamp - Say It In Style
Slippers That Claim To Tone Your Butt
What the F*ck? - A Bizarre Drinking Game
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Free Vibrator With Your Order
Top Ten Products You Didn't Know Existed
Top Ten Things to Put In, On and Around Your Butt
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