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Weird Products That You Would Want To Buy Privately

A Giant Gallon Bottle of Personal Lubricant
Flavored rim job spray for tossing someone's salad
The tuggie is a cock sock
Voodoo you love - Voodoo doll
We sell weird products. In fact, it's pretty much what we're known for. Every category on our site contains some amazingly embarrassing items that you can buy privately. So, when we list some product in a separate "weird" category, you know they are going to be strange. So strange that they defy categorization. And that's exactly what our Weird Private Products page is for. You might visit here because you need to buy a gallon of person lubricant or a snuggie for your dick. Or, you may have arrived just looking to be entertained. Either way, you should find what you're looking for in our Weird Private Products category, and you can buy it with the utmost privacy and discretion.
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Make Your Butthole Taste Like Delicious Cotton Candy
The Tuggie Cock Sock - The Most Ridiculous Way to Keep Warm
Voodoo You Love? Kit - Start Practicing Romantic Witchcraft Today!
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This Male Stroker Brings a Whole New Meaning to Fantasy Football
Make Your Anus the Tightest Anus with Tight Man Anal Tightening Gel
Sensation Pinwheel - For Massage and ... Torture?
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Edible Underwear for Him - Tastes Like Your Worst Nightmare
What the F*ck? - A Bizarre Drinking Game
Double Layer Privacy - Nosy Neighbors Will Never Know
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Top Ten Things to Put In, On and Around Your Butt
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