ShopInPrivate.com's Weirdest Items

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ShopInPrivate.com's Weirdest Items



ShopInPrivate.com carries all sorts of products you never knew existed. Check out these wild products here at the World's Most Private Store.



  • Top Ten Products You Didn't Know Existed
  • Our most unique products
  • Top Ten Products You Didn't Know Existed
    At ShopInPrivate.com, we don't shy away from carrying unusual products. Many times, embarrassing problems require unprecedented solutions. We carry unique products to help solve your ailments and woes.


    Here are ShopInPrivate.com's Top Ten Private Products You Didn't Know Existed. These are unique items that you won't believe exist. They are also items that you might want to buy privately online, items that solve personal problems and issues quickly, effectively and discreetly. Take a look at the these products that we love here at ShopInPrivate.




    • The Vulva Puppet
      We're not even really sure what problem the Vulva Puppet solves. The problem of not owning a Vulva Puppet? This puppet can be used to educate men on how to properly handle a women's hoo ha. And that's a cause we can get behind.


    • Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment
      This hemorrhoid treatment gets rave reviews all over the Internet. Here's the thing, though: it smells like musk. While most hemorrhoid creams tout benefits like numbing agents, this hemorrhoid cream promises to make your butthole smell even muskier. Huh.


    • Hemorrhoid Butt Plug
      The Hemorrhoid Butt Plug is a bizarre product. This is actually called a Peristal, and it's a Hemorrhoid Treatment Device, not a butt plug. But it sure looks like one, right? Those who suffer hemorrhoids can use this device to make their anal sphincter muscles stronger.


    • Penis Extender
      This Penis Extender was designed and developed in Denmark to enlarge the penis by means of traction. The device is meant to help lengthen the penis and ease intense curvature. The only problem? It looks like pure and utter torture.


    • After Trace After-Sex Odor Neutralizer
      Those who don't want to be reminded they just had sex and have forgotten how to shower can try After Trace. This foam neutralizes odors and balances that pesky vaginal pH. It is marketed for women with sensitive lady parts that are prone to infection.


    • Fire In the Hole Spray
      Fire In the Hole is your go-to spray for anal itching. Catchy name.


    • Enema Coffee
      We actually sell a lot of enema coffee! This is coffee that you brew up, cool down, and put in your butt. People believe in the detoxifying properties of coffee enemas. Well, some people.


    • Reusable Menstrual Pads
      These reusable menstrual pads are washable and reusable, just like diapers! We hear they are quite comfortable and better for your body... if you don't mind the mess.


    • Booty Enhancing Panties
      If you weren't born with the genes to give you a bootylicious bum, you can fake it with the Booty Enhancing Panties. These lace underwear include padding in the derriere. Don't ask us what happens when you take them off in front of a new lover.


    • Dribble Stop Incontinence Clamp
      This is a foam clamp that's worn around the penis, to stop urine leakage. Older men and men with certain ailments can suffer from incontinence, and this clamp applies gentle pressure to stop the flow of urine.





    The Vulva Puppet (Yup, You Read That Correctly.)
    The Vulva Puppet (Yup, You Read That Correctly.)

    The Vulva Puppet (Yup, You Read That Correctly.) S-A01803
    List: $1,000,000.00
    Shop In Private:
    $74.99


    Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment
    Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment

    Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment CH-MUSK
    List: $18.99
    Shop In Private:
    $14.99


    A Butt Plug That Treats Hemorrhoids
    A Butt Plug That Treats Hemorrhoids

    A Butt Plug That Treats Hemorrhoids FN-PERISTAL
    List: $59.99
    Shop In Private:
    $49.99


    Lengthen Your Penis With this Frightening Contraption
    Lengthen Your Penis With this Frightening Contraption

    Lengthen Your Penis With this Frightening Contraption CH-EXTENDER
    List: $59.99
    Shop In Private:
    $49.99


    After Trace - Get Rid of That "Sex Smell"
    After Trace - Get Rid of That "Sex Smell"

    After Trace - Get Rid of That "Sex Smell" S82702
    List: $15.99
    Shop In Private:
    $13.99


    Fire In The Hole Anal Itch Spray
    Fire In The Hole Anal Itch Spray

    Fire In The Hole Anal Itch Spray SF216-FITH
    List: $18.99
    Shop In Private:
    $14.99


    Organic Enema Coffee (1 Lb) - For Liver Detox
    Organic Enema Coffee (1 Lb) - For Liver Detox

    Organic Enema Coffee (1 Lb) - For Liver Detox E-COFFEE-1
    List: $15.99
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    $13.99


    Cloth Menstrual Pads - Release Your Inner Hippie
    Cloth Menstrual Pads - Release Your Inner Hippie

    Cloth Menstrual Pads - Release Your Inner Hippie FN-PADS
    List: $34.99
    Shop In Private:
    $29.99


    DribbleStop - The Penis Clamp That Stops Leaks
    DribbleStop - The Penis Clamp That Stops Leaks

    DribbleStop - The Penis Clamp That Stops Leaks FN-DRIBBLE
    List: $159.99
    Shop In Private:
    $129.99





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