Top Ten Scary Sex Toys

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Top Ten Scary Sex Toys



  • Top Ten Scary Sex Toys
  • The craziest sex toys at ShopInPrivate.com



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  • Halloween: The Sex Toys Nightmares Are Made Of
    With Halloween approaching, it’s time to talk about the world’s scariest sex toys. ShopInPrivate.com carries pretty much anything you can think of that you would be embarrassed to buy in person, so it is only natural that we carry some pretty weird sex toys. Behold, the sex toys nightmares are made of:

    • Aneros Prostate Butt Plug
      It’s the truth: no man wants you to put things in his butt. Unless you promise to never, ever tell his friends about it.

    • Advanced Clit Pump
      The idea of applying intense suction to a teeny tiny spot that houses 8,000 nerve endings: scarier than the clown in Steven King’s It. Plus, what if you pump your poor clit too much and it ends up being bigger than your boyfriend’s penis? Buzzkill.

    • Hot Snatch
      If your pocket pussy isn’t warm and lifelike enough, maybe you should try a real, live vagina. Just a thought. Can you imagine if you had roommates and you accidentally left your Hot Snatch in the microwave?

    • The Governor
      The Governor is a stainless steel butt plug that weighs eight pounds. It is eight inches long and almost FOUR INCHES WIDE. It’s supposed to be a replica of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s fist as he sinks into metal in Terminator 2. Talk about getting screwed by the man.

    • Football Stroker
      What’s scarier than losing your husband’s heart and soul to football season? Losing his penis too.

    • Heeldo
      If there’s a single person in this world you trust enough to allow to bang you with the dildo strapped to their foot ... yeah, you still shouldn’t let them do it.

    • Glow In the Dark Personal Lubricant
      We can’t tell if the packaging on this lubricant is a big joke or not. Non-toxic? Natural? What, is it made of lightning bugs? Glow-in-the-Dark personal lubricant seems like the first step on the path to a mutant-strain vaginal infection.

    • Anal Tightening Gel
      It’s pretty scary to think about the kind of anus that needs tightening. If it needs tightening, things are probably falling out of it. And when I say things, I mean poop.

    • Inflatable Butt Plug
      Who knows when you might need to, you know, expand your rectum. If you’re planning on dressing up as a drug mule for Halloween, the Swell Guy is a wonderful way to prepare.

    • The Great American Challenge
      Let’s imagine you hear the words “Great American Challenge” without knowing the context. What would you think of? A hot dog eating contest? A show like “Survivor,” where contestants are pitted against each other in a battle of the fittest? Or maybe, like the makers of this vibrating dong, you imagine the biggest dildo ever constructed. Congratulations, there’s something wrong with you.




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      Put This In Your Butt And Your Will Have An Amazing Orgasm
      Put This In Your Butt And Your Will Have An Amazing Orgasm

      Put This In Your Butt And Your Will Have An Amazing Orgasm M25544
      List: $69.99
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      $49.99


      A Vibrating Vaginal Pump
      A Vibrating Vaginal Pump

      A Vibrating Vaginal Pump V-SE-0600-14-3
      List: $34.99
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      $29.99


      A Heated Pocket Pussy - For Those Cold, Lonely Nights
      A Heated Pocket Pussy - For Those Cold, Lonely Nights

      A Heated Pocket Pussy - For Those Cold, Lonely Nights M-RD263-02
      List: $47.99
      Shop In Private:
      $39.99


      The Governor - An 8 Pound, Steel, Fist Butt Plug
      The Governor - An 8 Pound, Steel, Fist Butt Plug

      The Governor - An 8 Pound, Steel, Fist Butt Plug M-AC869
      List: $349.99
      Shop In Private:
      $299.99


      Fantasy Football Stroker
      Fantasy Football Stroker

      Fantasy Football Stroker M-HP-2721
      List: $24.99
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      $19.99


      It's The Heeldo, A Strap On Harness For Your Foot
      It's The Heeldo, A Strap On Harness For Your Foot

      It's The Heeldo, A Strap On Harness For Your Foot W43058
      List: $29.99
      Shop In Private:
      $24.99


      Personal Lubricant that Glows in the Dark
      Personal Lubricant that Glows in the Dark

      Personal Lubricant that Glows in the Dark W45756
      List: $26.99
      Shop In Private:
      $19.99


      Tight Man Brand Anal Tightening Gel
      Tight Man Brand Anal Tightening Gel

      Tight Man Brand Anal Tightening Gel M33041B
      List: $14.49
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      $9.99


      Swell Guy Anal Expander - A Drug Mule Training Device
      Swell Guy Anal Expander - A Drug Mule Training Device

      Swell Guy Anal Expander - A Drug Mule Training Device W6649
      List: $31.99
      Shop In Private:
      $24.99


      The World's Largest Vibrator - It's Ginormous
      The World's Largest Vibrator - It's Ginormous

      The World's Largest Vibrator - It's Ginormous V21766
      List: $82.99
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      $69.99





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