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Strange Sex Toys aren't what we originally set out to sell here at ShopInPrivate.com, but when you offer customers the World's Most Private Store, they love to buy unusual things. At first we sold mostly drugstore items, but customers clamored for sex toys. Eventually, we ShopInPrivate.com became known as a place that sold items no one else offered, products that cured embarrassing ailments. Since 1998 we have formed our reputation on our unique ability to entertain while privately selling products. It is with this mentality that we offer a collection of the weirdest sex toys that we could find. Although you can certainly buy them if you wish, we created this page for your entertainment.
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What's Scarier Than A Jason Mask?  This Jason Mask!
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