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Jizz - A Cum Scented Water-Based Lube

Cum - Scented Lube -  :( :( :(
Cum - Scented Lube -  :( :( :(
Cum - Scented Lube -  :( :( :(   
Item code: W-AC705

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  • Jizz Lube
  • Cum scent and feel
  • 8.5 ounces
  • Jizz Lube has the lifelike texture and smell of ejaculate. Get this weird personal lubricant at ShopInPrivate.com, where we ship with the utmost discretion.

    I'm not sure what made our buyer pick up Jizz, the cum-scented lube. Maybe he was drunk? Maybe he was blackmailed? Maybe he misunderstood. See, at ShopInPrivate.com, we strive to carry weird shit. We do our best to make fun of all kinds of crazy sex toys and wild products. We want to entertain you while you shop for solutions to your problems. We do not, however, strive to make you vomit. And Jizz lube is pretty dang vomit-worthy, don't you think?

    If you're confused as to what Jizz Lube is, I don't blame you. So, it's a water-based lube that resembles the look, feel and scent of authentic cum (yes, "authentic"). Per the bottle, it is white, creamy and ... musky. Yeah. The bottle also says the word "slurp," which makes me shudder each time I read it.

    If you are looking for a, um, cum substitute, or a lube that looks/feels/smells like cum, I guess that would be pretty embarrassing. Here it is.

    8.5 fluid ounces/ 250 mL.


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