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A Corn Dildo

A Dildo That Looks Like an Ear of Corn
A Dildo That Looks Like an Ear of Corn
A Dildo That Looks Like an Ear of Corn   A Dildo That Looks Like an Ear of Corn   A Dildo That Looks Like an Ear of Corn   
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  • Corn Dildo
  • Shaped like an ear of corn
  • With corn-like texture and detail
  • The Corn Dildo is 6 inches of pure ... well, fake ... corn. Get this weird sex toy at ShopInPrivate.com. We have the most private shipping practices available for your discretion.

    There are many advantages to the Corn Dildo. I'm sure you're thinking, "Well, obviously," but allow me to list them for you anyway.

    Corn Dildo Advantages

    1. The Corn Dildo is reusable. This means you won't have to keep buying ear after ear of corn just to get your fix. That ish can get expensive.

    2. The Corn Dildo is made of glass. It can be cooled down to match the temperature of the ear of corn that is currently in your fridge, or heated up to match the temperature of fresh-off-the-grill corn.

    3. The Corn Dildo isn't edible. This is a plus because no one should eat their dildo after they use it.

    4. The Corn Dildo's kernels stay on. This means you won't find anymore random kernels in your underwear, bed or shower. Neither will your parents or roommate. This basically eliminates suspicion.

    5. The Corn Dildo can be cleaned on the top rack of your dishwasher, or boiled. Can you say this about an ear of corn? An ear of corn would disintegrate in your dishwasher, and turn into food if you boiled it. Pfffft.

    The Corn Dildo is for all of you out there who ever got a little too curious about the vegetable drawer. This glass Pyrex dildo looks like an ear of corn and has the same texture. It's a bit smaller than an ear of corn, at 5.5 inches in length and one inch in diameter—not quite baby corn, but not your standard ear either.


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