Looking for some Black Friday entertainment? We run hilarious Black Friday Specials every year. Here are some of our best.
A Free Vibrator - Yeah Baby! We give you a free vibrator with your order. Yup. It is free with any order and you can have it. Just put one in your shopping cart now and when you place your order we'll ship it to you with your stuff.
Garment Guards - What better day than Black Friday to stock up on armpit guards? These cloth guards stick on your shirt, to protect it from all the sweating you'll be doing over finances as you work 60 hours per week to buy your kid that new iPhone 6+ for Christmas, that they'll break within a week. Cheers to the holidays!
The Reusable Lube Launcher - This is NOT a turkey baster. But it could easily pass for one.
Oral Sex Game - This item invokes the true holiday spirit, folks. Giving AND receiving. After all, the holidays are about love.
Labia Bleaching Cream - Labia Bleaching Cream is one of our best sellers. Buy it for yourself and give yourself the gift of a brand-new vagina by Christmas. Hey, men—never buy this for anyone, ever. You can take this sage advice to your grave.
Vagacare Vaginal Weights - These vaginal weights help women have better orgasms. Is there a better gift than better orgasms? I think not.
Subtle Butt - The gift that says, "You fart a lot. Like, a lot a lot. A freakish, horrible amount of stank is always coming from your butt. Happy Holidays!"
The Electric Ball Shaver - When he shaves his balls, everybody wins. Fewer strange smells, a drier sac, no more hairs in the teeth... the benefits are endless.
Waterproof Jack Rabbit Vibrator - This is one of our best selling vibrators. You know what they say: happy wife, happy life.
A Surprisingly Non-Creepy Pocket Pussy - This gift says, "Hey, babe. I am really tired of having sex with you. So tired that I rather buy you this borderline-creepy sex apparatus. Go to town!"
Cocolicious Vibrating Cock Ring - To be honest, this has just been on our clearance page for a while. It's a reasonable vibrating penis ring. It's endorsed by Coco's butt; please help us get rid of the damn things.
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