15 Weird New Year's Resolutions

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15 Weird New Year's Resolutions



10 Strange New Years Resolutions from ShopInPrivate.com – The World’s Most Private Store



Are you darned near perfect but looking for an early January activity? So are we! Well my friend, here is a list of New Year’s Resolutions that ShopInPrivate.com can help you with.
Press Release - 15 Ridiculous New Years Resolutions

Are you almost perfect but still looking for an early January activity? So are we! Well my friend, here is a list of New Year’s resolutions that ShopInPrivate.com can help you with. Each resultion involves a strange personal product and when you want to buy something strange, and you don’t want anyone else to find out about it, ShopInPrivate.com – The World’s Most Private Store is the place to visit.

So please, read our list of possible New Year’s resolutions and click the link to see what product will help you attain it. Be warned though, it is a strange list and the products are…embarrassing.

15 Strange New Year’s Resolutions from ShopInPrivate.com

1. I’m going to tone my muscles, all of my muscles. (click here to see what we are talking about).

2. I resolve to attain a new position, even if the amount of work it takes is uncomfortable and it seems risky. (click here, are you getting this?)

3. I resolve to be more manly this year. (click here, are these funny?)

4. I’m going to campaign for cleaner air in 2013. (click here, they are supposed to be funny)

5. I’m going to improve my oral communication skills. (click)

6. In 2013 I pledge to create more tasteful output. (ugh! These are awful)

7. I’m going to get six pack abs by any means necessary. (really?)

8. I resolve to share more things with my spouse this year. (Oh boy!)

9. In 2013 I am going to save money by purchasing products I use all the time in bulk. (I wish!)

10. I will buy one new piece of exercise equipment this year and invite all of my female friends over the house to show me how to use it. (he he he)

11. I will try to be less callus. (zing!)

12. I will do a better job of coordinating colors this year. I will start by matching the curtains to the drapes. (ba dump bum!)

13. I am going to try eating more types of salad this year. (yuck!)

14. I resolve to get better at controlling my outbursts in 2013. (ha ha ha)

15. My friends have been suggesting I try something new, well this year I am going to. (oh no! I’m glad this list is over.)




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Vagacare - A Set of Vaginal Weights for Kegel Exercises

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Bored With Sex? Try These New Positions.
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The Go Girl - If You Ever Wanted To Stand Up and Pee!
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Products for Smelly Gas
Products for Smelly Gas

Cum D'Licious - Makes Your Semen Taste Better
Cum D'Licious - Makes Your Semen Taste Better

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Men's Body Slimmer - Holds It In So You Don't Have To
Men's Body Slimmer - Holds It In So You Don't Have To

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Fundies - Underwear for Two
Fundies - Underwear for Two

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Be Natural Callus Eliminator
Be Natural Callus Eliminator

Be Natural Callus Eliminator F-NATCALLUS
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Smart Bikini Color - Pubic Hair Dye
Smart Bikini Color - Pubic Hair Dye

Smart Bikini Color - Pubic Hair Dye H-PUBEDYE
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Magic Stamina Spray
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Magic Stamina Spray M21115
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