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Wank Wax

Wank Wax - Wax That You Use To Masturbate
Wank Wax - Wax That You Use To Masturbate
Wank Wax - Wax That You Use To Masturbate   Wank Wax - Wax That You Use To Masturbate   Wank Wax - Wax That You Use To Masturbate   
Item code: W37465

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  • Wank Wax
  • The only brand of masturbation wax we've ever seen
  • Has a strange automotive theme
  • For the man who loves all things cars
  • Wank wax is a waxy substance that you are supposed to use while masturbating. Get this weird masturbation aid at ShopInPrivate.com, where we never send you any emails after you complete your purchase.

    What? How many of you knew that you can masturbate using wax? Where was this information when I was 14. Back then I was experimenting with everything I could find in the medicine cabinet. Believe me, if I had known you could use wax, I would have coated my rod so many times you could have stuck a wick in the pee hole and lit it like a candle.

    Instead, I find this out in middle age. What a waste. I just don't have the energy any longer. Besides, I've since found out about lube and once you try lube, there just isn't any need to experiment further. Lube is awesome.

    Maybe this wax is supposed to be for people with an automotive/garage fetish? Do those people exist? Would they try wax first? I would think that they would use axle grease or something else. Oh well, this is Wank Wax. The package resembles turtle wax, but more wankish.

    3.3 Oz.


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