Vexum Double Chin Reducer Cream claims to give you the one-chinned look you desire. Buy Vexum from ShopInPrivate.com and your credit card statement will simply read: "PriveCo Inc."
Developing an unsightly double chin? Try Vexum.SL Double Chin Reducer. This Double Chin Reducing Lotion claims to:
Reduce the look of double chin
Tighten chin in five minutes
Inhibit further lipid (fat) storage
Restore contour to your upper neck
Double Chin Reducer Lotion is indicated for men and women developing double chins. Vexum.SL offers a clinically tested alternative to shrinking the thick, flabby skin that hangs beneath and between the lateral branches of the lower jaw.
Lateral branches? Yeah, I'm sure you've heard of those. I think what the manufacturers are trying to say is this: Vexum will firm your flabby chin and neck, turning your old, wrinkled elephant flesh into silky swan skin.
Does Vexum.SL Double-Chin Reducer work? I have no idea, but I'm slathering it on this second. Better yet, I'm going to bathe in it.