|The Verspanken Sex Toy for Men
Customizable and easy to use|
The VerSpanken is a new sex toy for men that makes masturbation better.
Ever fantasize about having sex with one of the American Idol judges? Me too. In fact, I always wanted to bang Paula Abdul. I know she is a bit ditzy, but she was hot in the 1980's. Wait, what? You want to stuff your penis into Steven Tyler's Face? Whoa!
Well there, I guess we sell a German product for you. It's called the VerSpanken and it is a male masturbation device that looks like a big pair of lips. A pair of lips that might sing "Dude Looks Like a Lady" if you treat them just right.
If you aren't into hard rocking American Idol judges, we suppose you could pretend the VerSpanken looks like a vagina. Maybe this is what they look like in Germany?
The VerSpanken is a great choice in male masturbators. We sell the Wavy VerSpanken because the other two options didn't seem very exciting.