Vajazzling Gemstones - Vajazzle Yourself at Home!

Vajazzle in the privacy of your own home 12 Crystal Gemstone shapes Easy to apply and remove

Instead of going to a salon for an embarrassing treatment, vajazzle at home. Buy Vajazzling Crystals at ShopInPrivate.com, and we'll ship them to you in a plain box.

Vajazzling. What in the world could a term like that mean? Is vajazzling the name of a feminist jazz ensemble? Or a new form of Jazzercise for women only?

No, no. Vajazzling is the process of getting your vagina bedazzled. And not your actual vagina, but just above your labia, on your mons pubis. Vajazzling is a very important step in grooming, because we all know that men want absolutely nothing to do with vaginas, ever. I mean, have you ever heard a guy, in real life or a movie, talk about sex as if he were dying to have it? No, I didn't think so. Fact of the matter is, men are way more into looking at pink sparkles than getting laid. Adorning your vagina with sparkly hearts and flowers is one of the many ways you can trick a man into sleeping with you. Basically, he'll be bedazzled (vajazzled!) by your gemstones, and you can just kind of push him in there while he's mesmerized. By the time he realizes he's been duped, it will be too late.

Anyway, how to vajazzle: First you take off all your pubic hair; then you apply pretty gemstones. The crystals form all kinds of shapes, like hearts, stars or biohazard symbols flowers.

Vajazzling can cost upwards of $50 at a salon. With the Vajazzling Crystals, you can vajazzle at home 12 times, all for under five dollars. This pack comes with six delicate crystal designs (2 sets of each design). These crystals are easy to apply and feature a body-safe adhesive.

To vajazzle, simply:

1. Wax or shave your pubic area. For hair removal tips, see our Interactive Hair Removal Guide.
2. Apply a protective cream or lotion to the area. Wait 10 minutes to let your skin calm down.
3. Prep the area for vajazzling. Use a cotton ball and a little astringent or alcohol to cleanse the area.
4. Peel the vajazzling crystals from the paper backing.
5. Place the crystals carefully in the desired area. Wait an hour for any, uh, intense activity.

These vajazzles should last until your next shower.

12 Vajazzle Crystal shapes per package.