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The Thorny Vibrator

The Thorn Bird Vibrator
The Thorn Bird Vibrator
The Thorn Bird Vibrator   The Thorn Bird Vibrator   The Thorn Bird Vibrator   
Item code: W19180

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  • Thorn Bird Vibrator
  • A soft textured vibrator
  • With an unfortunate name
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    Finally! Introducing the Thorn Bird Vibrator, the world's first vibrator with thorns. We know what you're thinking: you want thorns on everything. That's why vibrator manufacturers have taken your needs into consideration and built this innovative new sex toy. Why should roses have all the thorns? We're going to need thorns everywhere, stat: on our sheets; pillows; chairs; hell, even on the toilet seat.

    The Thorn Bird Vibrator has a very unfortunate name, but when you look at the possibilities, we suppose it's the best one marketers could muster. Here are some alternate names for the Thorn Bird Vibrator that were rejected:

    • The Textured Spinyfish Vibrator
    • The Bed of Nails Vibrator
    • The Stabby McStabberson Massager
    • The Tear It Up Vibrator
    • The Porcupine


    The Thorn Bird Vibrator is just one of the weird sex toys at ShopInPrivate.com. We picked these bizarre sex toys for your entertainment. Please shop our other products for unique, useful items that quell your embarrassing problems.


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