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The Vibrating Stinger

The Stinger - The World's First Butt Crack Vibrator
The Stinger - The World's First Butt Crack Vibrator
The Stinger - The World's First Butt Crack Vibrator   The Stinger - The World's First Butt Crack Vibrator   
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  • The Vibrating Scorpion
  • A vibrator that combines clitoral, g-spot and anal stimulation
  • Takes 2 AA batteries
  • The Scorpion is just another one of the weird sex toys we carry at ShopInPrivate.com, for your entertainment. We ship embarrassing products to you with the most discreet methods possible.

    Some of the products we carry at ShopInPrivate.com are so heinous that we have to drink to write about them. That's right, folks: this product description was created with the help of our good friend alcohol. How else would one attempt to write about the Stinger, a vibrator straight out of the 80s that's shaped like a cute, friendly SCORPION? That's right. You're lucky I haven't resorted to stronger mind-altering substances.

    Did you know that scorpions need very little oxygen, which allows them live in the world's harshest environments? That apparently includes your butt crack. The Vibrating Scorpion Stinger has a bendable spine that curls all the away around you, from clitoris to the tip of your tailbone. It doesn't go in your butt, really; it just kind of sits in the crack, like the world's most uncomfortable thong.

    The Scorpion is a great vibrator for you if you find cotton thongs just don't provide enough of a wedgie. Or perhaps you're a big fan of "The Scorpion King," a horrible movie that starred The Rock. Actually, if you thought about the Rock and wore the Vibrating Scorpion ... you might be able to get 10% turned on.

    The Scorpion is just another one of the weird sex toys we carry at ShopInPrivate.com, for your entertainment.


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