|How to Make Love to a Younger ManA book of erotica and tipsBy Ilona Paris|
How to Make Love to a Younger Man is a book of erotica about older women and younger men. Get it shipped to you in a plain brown paper box from ShopInPrivate.com.
Looking for a book of really corny erotic stories about older women and younger men? Look no further. This book somehow takes what could be a really sexy dynamic and turns it into the kind of sex we all try to avoid. If I wanted to have sex full of puns and awkward jokes, I'd have sex with my husband of ten years.
Seriously. Here's an excerpt:
"Recently they went on a hike together. They were roaming around in the woods when they came across some very unusual mushrooms... 'I think I am inspired,' she said. She pulled out his cock. 'Oh, look! A giant mushroom! I think I'll eat it!'"How to Make Love to a Younger Man
is supposedly a book of erotic stories and tips on becoming a cougar, but it misses the mark of sexy by about a mile. It serves as a good reminder: just because you use words like cock and pussy, doesn't an erotic tale make.
This book includes a space at the end for you to write your own "Cougar Journal." Yup.
Paperback. 164 pages.