The Magic Hip Slimming Cushion is one of our favorite Chinese products. It goes against all logic. Get this unique product at ShopInPrivate.com.
The Magic Hip Slimming Cushion is a cushion that you sit on, and the longer you sit on it, the smaller your hips will become. Let me run that by you again:
1. Set the Magic Hip Slimming Cushion in a chair.
2. Squeeze yourself onto the cushion.
3. Sit, and the cushion will magically slim you.
4. Keep sitting, because why not? You're only getting slimmer.
How does the Magic Hip Slimming Cushion work? Well, it's pink. There might be something about the pink color. Oh! And it's very small and tilts your body in, so your butt is forced into a very small spot. This prevents the "secretary spread," as they call it. As in, your giant squishy butt can't slosh all over the place if it's contained. When you stand up, your butt should keep this new formation ... right?
What we love most about this cushion is that using it is the complete opposite of exercise or something that might actually work to slim your hips. But hey, people will try anything.
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