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Undressing in front of someone else can be a sensual experience when done correctly. When I’m with Mrs. Private, I first remove my cape.

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How To Undress In Front of Someone Without Embarrassing Yourself

Undressing in front of someone else can be a sensual experience when done correctly. When I’m with Mrs. Private, I first remove my cape. Then, I make her put my cape over her head so that she cannot see me as I take off the rest of my spandex suit. I turn off the lights, get under the covers and tell her she can look, but by then she’s usually asleep.

But, you, fine citizen, will rise to victory if you undress the right way.

For men, take off your jacket when you enter the lady’s house. Manners first. Then go for your shoes and socks; they need to go away quickly. No one wants to see a naked man with just his socks on. After you are barefoot, take off your shirt(s), then your pants, and finally your underwear (you can pause before taking off your underwear if you want). The goal is to not be left standing there wearing only your shirt or one sock, which would be embarrassing for all those involved.

For women, you should take off your shoes first. If you’re wearing a dress, I would then take off your hosiery. As someone who wears tights, Mister Private knows that hose are difficult to get off, and if you do it later, your partner might have the same problem. Then go for your dress and your bra. Lastly, your underwear. If you follow this order you should avoid any awkward moments in the bedroom.

Finally, a word about underwear. Peoples’ underwear varies not only in size, but quality. If your underwear is embarrassing in some way, simply remove it with the next outer layer. Wearing granny panties or stained-up tighty-whities? Make them disappear with a little slight of hand.

You can thank me for this great and unusual advice later.