All About Hemorrhoids

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All About Hemorrhoids



Have hemorrhoids become your arch-enemy? Let Mister Private teach you to take care of them.



  • What are hemorrhoids
  • How To Cure Them
  • Suggested Products
  • Hemorrhoids and How to Treat Them
    Watch out behind you! Hemorrhoids occur when veins around the anus are swollen and inflamed. There are two types of hemorrhoids: Internal, which are inside of the anus; and external, which are outside. Symptoms of hemorrhoids include bleeding from the rectum or bloody stool that lasts several days. Some hemorrhoids include painful swelling or a lump. This lump is actually a blood clot called a protruding hemorrhoid.

    You will need a doctor to properly diagnose this medical condition, who will give you a rectal exam. Your doctor will examine the anus and rectum in search of swollen blood vessels and will also administer a digital rectal exam.

    Don't fear—hemorrhoids are fairly common in citizens these days. Half of the human population has hemorrhoids by age 50. Straining when you go to the bathroom typically causes hemorrhoids. Pregnancy, heredity, aging, chronic constipation and diarrhea are also factors.

    Hemorrhoids can be treated with warm tub baths several times a week and the application of a hemorrhoidal cream or suppository. Mister Private suggests one that includes Dibucaine. Calmol 4 is a good one. More serious cases might require surgical procedures like a rubber band ligation, when a rubber band cuts off circulation to the hemorrhoid; sclerotherapy, when a chemical solution shrinks the hemorrhoid; infrared coagulation, when a special device burns the tissue; or a hemorrhoidectomy, which is the removal of severe hemorrhoids.

    Like all evil, hemorrhoids can be prevented. You should add fiber (found in fruits, vegetables and whole grains) to your diet. You can also take a stool-softening supplement to prevent straining. We carry a device that you insert in your rectum (crazy, but true!) that helps strengthen and tone your anal sphincter muscles as well. Simple exercise, like walking, is always beneficial.


    Calmol 4 Hemorrhoid Suppositories - The Best!
    Calmol 4 Hemorrhoid Suppositories - The Best!

  • Melts faster than other suppositories
  • Contains more cocoa butter than others
  • Contains Zinc Oxide, a skin protectant

    Calmol 4 Hemorrhoid Suppositories - The Best! G132-4540B
    List: $23.99
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  • Hemorrhoidal Ointment That Numbs - Americaine
    Hemorrhoidal Ointment That Numbs - Americaine

    • Americaine Hemorrhoidal Ointment
    • Stops the pain and itch of hemorrhoids fast
    • For hemorrhoids and other anorectal inflammation



    Hemorrhoidal Ointment That Numbs - Americaine G173-6289
    List: $9.99
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    $7.79


    Preparation-H Hemorrhoid Cream - 1.8 oz.
    Preparation-H Hemorrhoid Cream - 1.8 oz.

    • Helps relieve the itching and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids
    • Shrinks swollen hemorrhoidal tissue
    • Contains 14.4% Glycerin and 1% Pramoxine HCl


    Preparation-H Hemorrhoid Cream - 1.8 oz. G113-9864
    List: $17.79
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    $14.49


    Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment
    Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment

  • Musk Hemorrhoid Cream
  • Helps promote healing
  • Relieves itching and burning

    Musk Hemorrhoid Ointment CH-MUSK
    List: $18.99
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    $14.99


  • A Butt Plug That Treats Hemorrhoids
    A Butt Plug That Treats Hemorrhoids

  • Peristal Hemorrhoid Treatment Device
  • A slim anal massager
  • Helps alleviate hemorrhoids

    A Butt Plug That Treats Hemorrhoids FN-PERISTAL
    List: $59.99
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    $49.99


  • Fire In The Hole Anal Itch Spray
    Fire In The Hole Anal Itch Spray

    Calm your butt itch with Fire in the Hole Anal Itch Spray. Have ShopInPrivate.com ship Fire In the Hole directly to you in plain, unmarked packaging.

    Fire In The Hole Anal Itch Spray SF216-FITH
    List: $18.99
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    $14.99


    Dickinson's Witch Hazel Towelettes
    Dickinson's Witch Hazel Towelettes

    • Dickinson's Witch Hazel Towelettes
    • Condition, tone and refresh your skin while maintaining moisture
    • Perfect for on-the-go use


    Dickinson's Witch Hazel Towelettes G278-1177
    List: $5.49
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    $4.99





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