|Great American Challenge VibratorThe biggest vibratorWith two vibrating bullets|
The true test of patriotism: the Great American Challenge Vibrator. Don't want to walk out of a store with one of these, so buy it at ShopInPrivate.com, where we bill and ship with complete privacy.
The Great American Challenge Vibrator is enormous. It's gigantic. It's a whopping 15 inches long. And not only is it 15 inches long, it's 2.75 inches in diameter. Simply put, using this dildo could probably kill you— or alternately, you could use it to kill an intruder!
We used to sell the Great American Challenge Vibrator with a bottle of whiskey, a leather strap for you to bite down on, a gallon bottle of lube, and an ice pack. But then we realized that some people like big goals. They need a challenge. They live to conquer. For these brave souls, we offer the Great American Challenge Vibrator.
With two vibrating motors, you'll feel this enormous vibrator's vibrations all the way up and down the shaft. The wired controller lets you cycle through pleasurable vibration speeds and patterns.
This non-phthalate, body-safe (except for that whole "It will impale you" part) dildo is made from a flexible jelly. The large vibrating bullets keep this dildo vibrating from tip to balls. This vibrator was proudly made in America, so buying it makes you a true patriot.
Batshit Insane Huge
. 15 inches in length by 2.75 inches in diameter. Takes 3 AA batteries.