- A flatulence deodorizer
- Filters the smell of noxious farts
- Made of high-tech materials
- Slips discreetly into your underwear
The Flat-D is a comfortable filter pad you wear inside your underwear that diffuses the smell of bad gas. Made of a material originally created to defend against chemical warfare, the Flat-D will protect others against your weapons of ass destruction. Purchase this unique product at ShopInPrivate.com.
Here is a strange one folks. Inventors contact us all the time to see if we will sell their products. In this case, we said yes. Here is why.
The Flat-D (stands for flatulence deodorizer) is a high tech filter that was original designed to defend against chemical warfare. Chemical defense suits were originally made of the material. Well, our fine inventor friend noticed that whenever he passed gas in his chemical suit, you couldn't smell it. The Flat-D was born.
While the packaging isn't great, the product works very, very well. The company makes a chair pad and an underwear insert. This product is a pad that you attach to the inside of your underwear. It is slim, comfortable, and reusable.
Whether you are buying it for a gag gift or you will put it to great use, the Flat-D's performance is sure to work.
At The World's Most Private Store, we give you a 30 day guarantee that you will be happy with the product.