Fifty Shades of Grey
|Fifty Shades of GreyBy EL JamesAn "erotic" novel
The infamous, best-selling novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, by E. L. James, at a very low price. Don't want anyone to know you like awful novels? Get it at ShopInPrivate.com.
. This book is getting a ton of hype for awakening the libidos of women everywhere. Well, moms everywhere.
Excited, we sat down to read Fifty Shades of Grey
. And wow, were we disappointed. To use a word that author EL James uses approximately 17,000 times in Fifty Shades of Grey
: this book is a piece of crap
. Riddled with grammatical errors and filled to the brim with sex scenes that are less arousing than the writing on the back of a cereal box, Fifty Shades of Grey
follows sad, niave Anastasia Steele as she pines for the emotionally unavailable Christian Grey.
If you like your erotica filled with exclamations like "Holy Moly!" or "Up and down like a whore's drawers," you're going to love this book. However, if you've read erotica before or have BDSM experience, you're going to find Anastatia's sexual guilt and constant whining hard to swallow.
For a book that's filled with spanking, BDSM, power play, submission, domination and sex, Fifty Shades of Grey
is sterile, cheesy and incredibly boring. But hey, if you want to buy a book that started out as free fanfic, go right ahead.
Paperback. 518 pages.