|A flatulence deodorizer
Filters the smell of noxious farts
Made of high-tech materialsSlips discreetly into your underwear|
The Flat-D is a comfortable filter pad you wear inside your underwear that diffuses the smell of bad gas. Now you can enjoy farting without hurting others. Buy this unique product at ShopInPrivate.com.
It might be gross, but everyone loves farting. It's just something the body does, and when you need sweet release, nothing feels better. There is one problem with farting though. The smell is not so sweet. That's where the Flat-D comes in.
The Flat-D (stands for flatulence deodorizer) is a high-tech filter that was originally designed to defend against chemical warfare. It was used in chemical warfare suits. Well, our fine inventor friend noticed that whenever he passed gas in his chemical suit, you couldn't smell it. The Flat-D was born.
While the packaging isn't great, the product works very, very well. The company makes a chair pad and an underwear insert. This product is a pad that you attach to the inside of your underwear. It is slim, comfortable, and reusable.
Protect your friends, family and coworkers from your gas with the Flat-D. Then you can enjoy your guilty pleasure without losing those important people in your life.