The Neckline Slimmer claims to slim and tone your neck through resistance training. Hey, we've heard weirder things. Get this unique product at ShopInPrivate.com.
Nothing ages you like a waddle. You know, that plush piece of skin that hangs between your chin and your neck, making you look like the distant relative of a frog? A waddle can take you from hot to frumpy faster than you can say, "Neckline Slimmer."
Wait, what's that you say? The Neckline Slimmer is a device that was created to smooth and firm your neck, chin and cheeks, firming the muscles of your neck and tightening the skin for a dramatic lift. Do you know how the Neckline Slimmer does this?
The Neckline Slimmer is a device you hold under your chin and rest your chin on. Then, you move your chin against the device, which provides resistance. This movement uses the muscles of your chin and neck, strengthening them. Strengthening your muscles causes a slimmer, more refined look.
We're not sure if the Neckline Slimmer works, but we do know it looks really silly when you use it. You'll want to use the Neckline Slimmer alone in a locked room, one with no mirrors or windows, in complete darkness. Use it like this for two minutes per day, and maybe, just maybe, you'll tighten that waddle up.
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