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Elbow Grease Personal Lubricant

A Gallon Bucket of Elbow Grease Lube
A Gallon Bucket of Elbow Grease Lube
A Gallon Bucket of Elbow Grease Lube   
Item code: W24674

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  • This is a gallon bucket of Elbow Grease Cream Personal Lubricant. You should buy it at ShopInPrivate.com because we are so private.

    Hi there private shopper. I'm Tom a copywriter here at ShopInPrivate.com. Today I have to write about some really strange items, like this gallon bucket of Elbow Grease Lubricant. These are items that I'm not completely proud to sell, so I'm going to do what any person who has to earn a living does. I'm going to drink on the job. But I'm not a closet drunk, I've enlisted the help of my copywriting coworker and she is drinking too. We bought a bottle of wine at lunch, unscrewed the cap, poured it into some coffee mugs and here we go.

    This is a gallon bucket of Elbow Grease Cream Personal Lubricant. Why should you buy it here? You should buy it at ShopInPrivate.com because we are so private. Think about it, you want a gallon of lube, maybe even a few gallons of lube. Do you want everyone to know about it? Of course not. Do you want an email reminder every week that it might be time to reorder your lube? No way, you've got a gallon of the stuff, you're set for a while.

    Let's talk more about Elbow Grease Cream - It's the Original Formula of Elbow Grease. It's also an oil-based lubricant so it is not condom compatible. Elbow Grease is made in the USA. This bucket (yup, it's a bucket) of lube contains a full gallon. How large is that, it's the size of a gallon of paint, in fact, the bucket looks just like a paint bucket.

    Who buys lube by the gallon? I'm not sure. Do you know why I'm not sure? Because I don't ask. I keep my mouth shut. It's what we all do here in the office. We keep quiet, we fill your order and we keep looking for other items that you would want to shop in private for. It's what we do.

    We are The World's Most Private Store and this is one of the world's most embarrassing items. It's a match. I hope you will trust us with your most private purchases.

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