Edible Underwear Taste Test - A Must Read!

In another effort to give you an honest opinion about the products we carry, Shopinprivate.com did a taste test of edible underwear. The results were surprising.

Anticipation was high:

Before we conducted the taste test (which was very eagerly awaited by our party guests) everyone had heard of edible underwear. The announcement that we would taste-test them was electric. The crowd was going wild.

Reality Strikes:

When we opened the box, everyone looked on with amazement. "that's it?!" they cried. "That's all there is?!" The underwear is folded into an object about the size of a playing card. When unfolded it is a strip of material no wider than a playing card and no thicker than a sheet of paper. It is a thong, with spaghetti straps made of the same thin material. I probably weighs less than a sheet of paper. But you still won't want to eat it all.

Upon tasting the edible underwear the mood only became worse "This is terrible.", "Yuck", and "Gross" were all heard. I was suddenly ashamed to have offered this to my friends. The tirade of product insults continued "this stuff sticks to your teeth!" It does stick to your teeth and looks extremely unappealing when it does so. "My whole mouth is red!" It does turn your mouth red. Bright red teeth, gums, and tongue are not attractive.

My TV Appearance

A few nights after this taste test, I made a television appearance on a show about safe sex. I brought along some edible underwear for another taste test. The audience was excited to participate in the taste test. When I opened them, the group gasped. "That's it" the host exclaimed. The tasting went no better the second time around. Everyone agreed, they taste terrible. They stuck to the hostess's teeth. It was a mess. The show ended, the crew went for a beer (who was I to refuse?), and hours later I was looking into the bathroom mirror. My mouth was flourescent red. I decided it was time to tell the truth. The expose' on edible underwear had to be written.

In conclusion:

Edible underwear is not only one of the greatest gag gifts ever invented, it is also the world's biggest disappointment. They are small and flimsy. They tastes terrible. They stick to your teeth. They turn your mouth red. There is also no discernable difference between the mens "brief" and the womens "undie".

Yuck!

You might want to look for other edible, sensual items in our Edible Sensual Items Section.

Based upon our other taste tests we recommend these items:

• Chocoholic Gift Crate - An Excellent Gift Item
• Honey Dust from Kama Sutra - Includes a Very Sensual Feather Tickler