SixtyNine Wipes: Flavored Wipes for Before and After Sex

Sixty-Nine B4 Play Body Wipes Cleanse and flavor your intimate areas before sex Creamsicle flavor

The SixtyNine B4 Play Flavored Body Wipes clean and moisturize your sexy parts. Have ShopInPrivate.com ship Sixty-Nine Body Wipes directly to you in plain, unmarked packaging.

Get clean before you get down with Sixty-Nine B4 Play Flavored Body Wipes. The SixtyNine Body Wipes were made to cleanse and flavor your intimate areas before sex, so you're clean and tasty every time.

These SixtyNine Wipes are Creamsicle flavored. We also ordered a Lollipop flavor, but we're going to do you a favor and not offer it to you. It didn't taste anything like a lollipop. In fact, the PriveCo staff taste-tested both the Creamsicle and Lollipop flavors of Sixty-Nine B4 Play Wipes (very demurely, of course, on the backs of our hands). This best comments from are testers are as follows.

Lollipop flavor:

• "It smells like a candle. Or the inside of a porno shop. It has a saccharin flavor. Oh my god. Are these edible?" -- Tom, the President of PriveCo
• "It smells like strawberry air freshener, and it tastes like if you ate one." -- Justin, our Lead Customer Service Agent
• "I don't taste a lot, but what I do taste is nowhere near good." -- Chris, our Logistics Manager
• "It stinks!!" -- Pam, our Warehouse Manager
• "It smells like Now & Laters. It tastes ... OK." -- Quincy, Warehouse Staff
• "It smells good, like a stripper. But I can't taste it." -- Tiny, Warehouse Staff (We have good reason to believe Tiny lost his tastebuds in a nasty battle with a centaur.)

Ok, so we didn't like the Lollipop 69 B4 Play Wipes. We tentatively tried the Creamsicle flavor.

• "It smells like furniture cleaner. But I don't mean that in a bad way." -- Justin
• "It smells better and tastes better than the Lollipop. It has a nice vanilla taste." -- Yusseff, The New Guy
• "It smells better. It tastes ... GROSS! F*ck!" -- Pam
• "This one smells damn good. Oh, but the aftertaste is bad!" -- Quincy
• "I like this one. It smells like vanilla and tastes like Creamsavers." -- Tiny

The Sixtynine Before Play Wipes are glycerin and sugar free. These wipes are non-staining, non-sticky and taste ... you know, okay.

40 wipes per package.