The Celluless Massager sucks at cellulite to increase circulation and tone skin. Get it at ShopInPrivate.com, where we only carry the most unique products.
Oh, cellulite. It's like the body's own version of bills: everybody's got some, and nobody wants any. Did you know almost all women have cellulite, regardless of how much they weigh? Cellulite is caused by the long, tough cords that connect your skin to the muscles underneath. Fat is stored between the skin and the muscle, and while it wants to bubble up and push out, the long cords trap it down, creating a dimpled, "cottage cheese" look.
Even though most women have cellulite, most of us want to get rid of it. There are lots of products on the market that claim to get rid of cellulite. Creams, lasers, injectables, massagers, and liposuction are available to help treat cellulite. However, none of this stuff really works.
The best treatment currently available for cellulite is a combination of healthy diet, weight training, and laser therapy. That sounds expensive, doesn't it? Luckily, massage and vacuum therapy can give you results that last about 10 minutes, and sometimes a little taste of what could be is enough.
Behold the Celluless Massager. It won't get rid of your cellulite, but you'll feel like you're doing something good for yourself, and sometimes that's half the battle. The Celluless Massager is a vacuum therapy device that looks like a suction cup. Power this baby up, suction it to your skin, and watch queasily as it easily sucks a giant portion of you into the cup. The directions say to listen to relaxing music as you repeat this unsettling procedure, and we second this recommendation. You might even want to take a Valium.
The Celluless Device can be used on your stomach, butt, hips, arms and thighs. It's recommended that you use it 30 minutes a day. Or you could spend that time doing some cardio. It's up to you.