Bang-O-Meter - Counts How Many Times You Thrust

The Bang-O-Meter A constriction ring that counts your strokes Impress the ladies

The Bang-O-Meter counts how many times you go in and out during the ol' in and out. Get this fun item at ShopInPrivate, where we bill and ship with total discretion.

The true measure of a man’s worth is not the size of his wallet, but rather the number of times he can thrust himself into his ladyfriend before exploding in well-deserved ecstasy. Some say the world’s record is an unbelievable 17 strokes, but this has never been documented.

Too bad this superhuman did not own the Bang-O-Meter, a penis constriction ring/digital display that counts strokes during intercourse. This device takes the guesswork out of the age-old argument that usually begins with the taunt, “Really? That’s it?” Women in the throes of complete fulfillment cannot be expected to keep an accurate count, so let space-age technology do the work. Imagine the look on her face when you prove that you have done your duty by racking up double digits before the big moment arrived.

Plus, because the Bang-O-Meter actually constricts the penis, it might even stay hard for a bit longer than usual!