Part Snake, Part Bomb-Pop, The Arousal Cobra Vibe is Super Cool
|It looks sorta like a bomb pop.
It is shaped sorta like a snake.|
My ice cream man is a hairy-armed Greek dude that complains about how much the city charges to license his truck. But maybe your ice cream man is a sex young stud and you have bomb-pop related fantasies. If this were the case, you could buy this sex toy with its bomb pop inspired color scheme.
Technically, I guess it has everything you would want from a sex toy. It is 6 1/2 inches long and has the requisite vibrating dingle-dangle. It also seems to have a lot of ridges, which I am told are great for "her pleasure". I'm not sure who told me this, perhaps it was a prophylactic dispenser in a bathroom, but I seem to remember it written somewhere. Anyway, this seems to be a real sex toy that someone, somewhere designed to be pleasurable.
They also designed it with a cobra theme. In fact, the forward tip of the Arousal Cobra has a snakelike face and hood. Perhaps your ice cream man has a pet snake and this bomb-pop/snake themed toy will be perfect. I'm not sure what type of pet my ice cream man has. I suspect it is a mangey ferret. Which is why I only fantasize about him on Tuesdays and why I am only partially interested in owning the Arousal Cobra.
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