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Make sure your butt stays rash-free and beautiful with Anti Monkey Butt Powder. Get this great anti-chafing powder from the world's most private store, ShopInPrivate.com.
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is a powder that keeps your bum from magically turning into a monkey's butt. That's right. At first a phenomenon that only occurred in remote areas of Costa Rica, the first recorded case of Instantaneous Monkey Butt (IMB) was recorded in Maleku tribesmen in the early nineteenth century. Natives would trek into the forests to hunt, and leave with regular, run-of-the-mill, boring, standard butts. When the natives returned, however, they would wince in pain, running as if their butts were on fire. But really, they had contracted the dreaded IMB. While the rest of their bodies remained human, their butts were those of monkeys. Cursed to stay 90% human, 10% monkey for at least three days, these men were shunned and laughed at by their communities.
Anti Monkey Butt Powder is an anti-friction powder that absorbs sweat and fights chafing and friction. Apply it to skin that is prone to tenderness before activities like bicycling, motorcycling, horseback riding, truck driving, hiking, hockey, football and baseball. You can also use it to prevent sweating anywhere on your body, anytime.
Have you seen a baboon's butt? Yeah, they're the ones at the zoo with the red asses that you always laugh at. Don't risk the discomfort, redness and irritation of monkey butt—use Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
Net wt 6 oz. (170 grams)