|Albolene Moisturizing CleanserThe perfect lube for masturbation12 ounce jar|
Albolene Masturbation Cream—we mean, Moisturizing Cleanser—is perfect for rubbing one out. Get this unique product at ShopInPrivate.com, where we ship privately.
Albolene is a moisturizing facial cleanser that works better as a masturbation cream. No, we're not joking. We work hard to get the best information, putting countless hours into tasks like finding masturbation creams with the best consistency, for the ultimate experience in jerking off. When we heard Albolene Facial Cleanser was commonly used a masturbation cream, we knew we had to get our hands on some.
Albolene has a silky texture with just enough friction for the perfect wank. Albolene also moisturizes skin to help it stay soft and younger looking, so you're going to have the youngest looking dick on the block, probably in just one week's time.
Albolene is also great for boring skin conditions like dry skin and eczema. Which means you can keep it in your bathroom, right on the counter, and no one will suspect that you're a total perv. Bonus!
Net Wt. 12 oz (340 g)
Ingredients: Mineral Oil, Petrolatum, Paraffin, Ceresin, Beta Carotene.
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